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human:

OmG

human:

OmG

gagesgolighter:

f-l-u-t-u-r-i:

you-shall-not-pass-motherfuckers:

amagicfarbeyond:

everdeens:

you know when you get out of the cinema and you feel high and drunk or is it just me

SOMETIMES I JUST FEEL LIKE A CAN DO ANYTHING AND JUST SO BADASS BUT THEN I JUST SIT IN THE CAR AND QUIETLY GO HOME BUT IN MY HEAD I’M TAKING OVER THE WORLD

ME TOO

SOMEONE HAS FINALLY SAID IT

as a person who works in a cinema I can proudly say you all look like idiots when you walk out because you seem to be in a daze


He looks so proud

He looks so proud

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

jaclcfrost:

i’ll spread my wings and i’ll learn how to- oh. oh shit. i didn’t mean to knock that over. i underestimated my wingspan. shit. i’m so sorry

castiel

haveabowlofwhore:

don’t ever let this die

….that was SO COOOL

the-blog-of-anne-frank:

*flirting* so what fruit do you have in your town

I am going to use this on someone!! Lol

vittyyluvscookies:

unsolicited disney

…..Woah…

smilingvibes:

7/11 breathing. A skill to use for anxiety. It’s recommended to do it for 10-15 minutes. Like any other skill it does require a lot of practice. I advice that you practice it when you are feeling calm so you are ready in a time of need. If you lose count, which is easily done, simply start again until you do 15 minutes. It will also help with distraction even if you don’t get it right the first hundred times.

smilingvibes:

7/11 breathing. A skill to use for anxiety. It’s recommended to do it for 10-15 minutes. Like any other skill it does require a lot of practice. I advice that you practice it when you are feeling calm so you are ready in a time of need. If you lose count, which is easily done, simply start again until you do 15 minutes. It will also help with distraction even if you don’t get it right the first hundred times.

urtube:

How long after arriving at someone’s house is it appropriate to ask for the WiFi password?

An answer must be found!!!…..we’re off to see the wizard

conspicuouslad:

I read every one of these to my wife until she screamed at me to shut up.

I didn’t get the cat one…..ehh whatever.